Hard & Soft.

I was asked to blog about this. A newer and perhaps better version of Hot & Cold.
Lyrics done by some chickadees, done during their Chemisty lesson. I'm innocent...
So here it goes..

You change your texture like a girl changes bra,
Yeah you do it right, make it hard, all the time
You never think, always moan endlessly
I should know that you're the guy for me

Chorus:
It's hard and its soft,
It's back and its white,
You're in and you're out,
Go up and go down,
You're hard when it's right,
You're soft when your done,
We fight we make out,
We kiss we hook up.

You do really wanna go in(oh),
You don't really wanna move out,

(Chorus)x1

Someone call the doctor!
Coz now we're stuck together...
Uh oh! There's a problem,
The doctore is not in...

LOL! This is utterly funny.
Ttfn.